How to Find a House or Spouse Online: 2026 Refresh
NOT FOR THE COMEDICALLY CHALLENGED (Substitute whatever gender makes this work for you, or not) BTW it’s April 1st, 2026…
Yesterday’s man or woman used to think, “If I need to find someone this way, I’m already lost!” But today, nobody has the time to drive around and look at all the open houses—the potential homebuyer’s version of “speed dating.” So we turn to the apps.
We’ve all seen those vintage ads for the “scientific” dating sites—where they try to convince us that we’re matched by an algorithm that probably thinks “enjoys hiking” is a unique personality trait. These people are just regular folks like yourself, not circus freaks, bot-driven scammers, or couch-humping nut jobs. The product of your union will be an “Everlasting Love!”
But… if you’re still a hopeless romantic, a word of advice… look beyond the curb appeal! Speaking of which… matchmaking and the promise of finding that perfect property is as simple as opening Hinge or Tinder and searching for true love!
No doubt every prospective buyer, seller, and agent has heard of the Multiple Listing Service (MLS). It’s the real estate agent’s “on the make” equivalent of a dating profile. Agents even have their own codes to inform potential suitors. Possibly, the dating apps should implement this kind of methodology into their “reasons to run for the hills!”
Click Read More below for the whole article and one disturbing image.
